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Time Traveler Needs Cat Sitter

January 06, 2011 by Patrick LaForge in Mysteries

A friend from Pennsylvania forwarded this Craiglist job ad. If you're interested, hurry before it expires. So many questions: What is the business in June 1983? Perhaps a modest investment in Apple Computer. The need for a cat sitter could be avoided by returning on the same day, but perhaps time that passes in the past must be accounted for somehow. A two-day job, then. I have to assume "circumference" of the head was intended. The average circumference of the human head is reportedly 57 cm, based on a Web page I pulled up at random. Do you have to climb through some kind of porthole? Or wear a special helmet? Will you have to lift the time machine? Perhaps to hide it.

Seriously, though, most cats can get through a couple of days alone with a bowl of dry food and water.

Update: There is a similar time traveler ad meme / prank out there, which has now inspired a movie, "Safety Not Guaranteed."

January 06, 2011 /Patrick LaForge
ads, Apple, cats, craigslist, head circumference, jobs, Pa-, Pennsylvania, technology, time travel, York
Mysteries
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Analyzing an Experiment in Blogging

February 21, 2009 by Patrick LaForge in Blogging, Social Media

Since October I've been experimenting here with some personal blogging. Why, you might ask, when I already blog at my job? Isn't that a busman's holiday? Perhaps. But I had plunked down money for this domain, and I had some ideas and obsessions to explore that didn't fit in with my work. And I also wanted to conduct a few experiments. When a blog is housed within a major news site, the metrics get hard to sort out. With some great content and breaking news, and a huge built-in audience, it is a simple matter to draw millions of views. (Palafo.com has drawn under 5,000 views in its entire existence, with who knows how many hundreds of those clicks attributable to family and friends.)

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February 21, 2009 /Patrick LaForge
ads, analytics, Blogs, City Room, Coffee!, coho, Cotweet, Facebook, IM, iphone, janky, janky vegetables, Mahalo Answers, Podcast Zeitgeist, podcasts, SEO, Seth Romatelli, traffic, Twitter, Uhh Yeah Dude, Wordpress
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Podcast Zeitgeist, Jan. 1

January 01, 2009 by Patrick LaForge in Podcast Zeitgeist

There has been a lot of chatter about the podcasting business model, and whether it has been a failure. That talk intensified when a major commercial podcaster, Podango, warned recently that its death seemed to be near. None of this is of concern to me: I leave business models to the money people. My interest is content.I had more free time than usual this week, so the list is longer than usual (in the order I listened). [See all lists.]

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January 01, 2009 /Patrick LaForge
2012 Mayan Prophecy, ads, advertising, Alex Lindsay, Andy Ihnatko, Apple, Barista Exchange, Buddhism, business models, cellphones, Christianity, coffee podcasts, Coffee!, Coffeegeek, Doc Ellis, espresso, Futile Podcast, grammar, Grammar Girl, hip-hop, iFart Mobile, iPhone Apps, iPhones, Jonathan Larroquette, Jorianne the Coffee Psychic, Jun Po, Leo Laporte, Lethal Weapon, MacBreak Weekly, macs, Make-It-Green Girl, Mel Gibson, movies, Oprah, PETA, Podcast Zeitgeist, podcasting, podcasts, psychics, Rinzai Zen, seatbelts, Seth Romatelli, This Week in Tech, Twit-tv, Uhh Yeah Dude, Wall-E, WFMU
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Podcast Zeitgeist, Dec. 19

December 19, 2008 by Patrick LaForge in Podcast Zeitgeist

Here are more quick takes on podcasts that caught my attention this week, in the order I listened. [See previous lists.]

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December 19, 2008 /Patrick LaForge
ads, advertising, Airstream RV, Alex Lindsay, baby names, Bob Thurman, Canadians, CommandN, Daisy Whitney, Digital Photography Life, driver's licenses, Flickr, geeks, global warming, horror, Jason Calacanis, John C- Dvorak, Jonathan Larroquette, Leo Laporte, MacBreak Weekly, MacWorld Expo, misogyny, nerds, Net@Night, Night of the Living Podcast, Nikon D3-X, Personal Life Media, photography, polar icecaps, Seth Romatelli, Smugmug, Susan Bratton, Sylvester Stallone, The Futlie Podcast, This Week in Media, Tibetan Buddhism, Twitter, Whopper virgins, Wired Gadget Lab
Podcast Zeitgeist
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